Once there were Norties 4,
Youngest one learned to jump over the door
the other 3 just sat and stared
To see this young lady who couldn't have cared
That trouble would come and mummy would shout
And minutes later it would be 'out - out - out'

Malka's poem brought tears to my eyes
Her loving nature is no surprise.
She can get cross from time to time
But letting off steam is not a crime.
She is a lady,there is no doubt
Has trouble at times getting about.
She is a friend to all on here
That is defo very clear.xx

It has gone midnight
And I need to zonk
So why am I typing
In rhyme that is wronk

It was not my fault
To start of this thread
So go blame Ynes
For banging my head

I do not plan these
Rhymes that I write
They just appear when
The fingers of mine
Just type and then
The words they appear
Strange though it might

Appear to those
Who have brains that are
Normal
And not like mine
Which seems to be
Abnormal

Sleep sleep I love you with my heart,
Tonight though Marco has decided you and I must part,
A whelp, a cry and a bark he has made,
So now I'm on the sofa & on the floor next to me he's laid!

There once was a terrier called Witty
Whose mother was ever so pretty
Though not very smart
And also a tart
And that is the end of my ditty

I don't do rhyme
I don't do verse
At this fun game
I'm much worse
And now I must figure out a way
To incorporate a purse!
In my sad little attempt
At verse!

LOL laugh out loud
ROTFLMAO.....acronym-ony is permissible
but acrinomy will never be allowed
when you are writing such dog-gerel which is unmissable

who am I though?
Who would have known?
You say K.yes or K.no?
When I say I am actually meant to be K9yes,
but this is what happens when you can only type everything on abloody phone

so when someone asks us are we fitter than our four legged friends
and I answer yes I am in a brief cheery easy way
by all means reply with all manner of cross examines turns and bends
Your opinion will certainly be one but don't expect this phone fingfer to be that workaday

K.yes or K,no?
Does it really matter
We are all on here
To have a natter.
To rave and rant
And talk about.
The doggies that we
Love,no doubt