Moron Test

Moron Test
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. .........What do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour.... How long will the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

i agree with all the answers in off topic

LOL Your such a cheat Katy!!!!!!

well i read the other one first you should of held off with the answers

so did I I did not see this post and read the answers first

Well I would have but I knew I would forget where I had put the answers after (its old age that does it)

Unfortunately I read Off Topic too

I have no comment on this test.

Me niether Rob I'm keeping my mouth well and truely shut. lol