Things you can't say when drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
e) Specificity
f) British Constitution
g) Passive-aggressive disorder
h) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

a) No Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

:smt003

i find them hard to say sober

lol and lol @ Gems!

''Mines a coca -cola ''

I can't say anything when drunk let alone that lot


This was me last night

And I love that smillie Staffy.

not sure what i say when i'm drunk as i can't remember LOL

I try not to say anything when I'm drunk, I usually end up messing it up anyway ops:

i cant say no make it a 9inch and not a 12inch!!.... at the pizza place!!