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Snorri the Priest
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19-03-2005, 06:09 PM

From on High

GOD LOOKING DOWN ON EARTH

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of
the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called
one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a
time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on
Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better
send down a second angel to get another opinion." So
God called
another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said,
"Yes, it's true. TheEarth is in decline; 95% are
misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5%
that were good, because He wanted to encourage them.
Give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said???



?



Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...!!!




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:smt005
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19-03-2005, 06:27 PM
very funny :smt081
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19-03-2005, 06:30 PM
HeeHee, that was a good one
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19-03-2005, 06:38 PM
:smt040 I got one but it said I couldn't tell anyone the contents
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19-03-2005, 07:12 PM
PMSL that's was funny
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19-03-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally Posted by annestaff
:smt040 I got one but it said I couldn't tell anyone the contents
Did it say anything about the penalties for TELLING FIBS?
:smt005 :smt005
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19-03-2005, 08:50 PM
lol i wasnt expecting that
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19-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Rofl that's funny. I didnt see that coming either
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21-03-2005, 12:35 PM
good one!
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