20 reasons

20 reasons a woman should call it a night

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You 've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone 's @ss
and honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to "pee " you realise you now look more like
Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00am kebab on the floor (which you 're eating
even though you 're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you 're due to start work.

8. You 've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9. The man you 're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don 't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to
push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade but that 's just because you can no longer taste the
vodka.

14. You think you 're in bed but the pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON 'T take this the
WRONG WAY but... "

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid 's down when you sit on it.

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You 're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you
happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut
down on the time you 're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it 's their fault
that you 're having problems walking straight.

rofl

Ohhhhh how Ive been there soooo many times lol

laugh @ the kebab :smt040

pmsl,

been there, done that
Aileen x

that is all so true.

lol at numbers 3 and 13 sue, think these apply to us every time we go out!!

Exellent stuff.

LOL yeah I thought of us when I saw 13 Sal.

rofl that was funny

Thats me

12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to
push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

Did that one at my 30th birthday party

Great post has made me laugh so much.