May I please have a nice quiet corner bed in the sickbay only after last night's gorging I think I am in need of it. Also, not having gotten to bed until gone 1am the effects of the muscle relaxant I am supposed to take no more than 1 hour before I go to bed had totally worn off, so by the time I managed to get on the darn thing I was locked solid. Gave up after a couple of hours and took another one but disturbed Da Booga in the process so she decided she might as well go out for a pee.

Yesterday's rain, brief though it was, has left a horrid mess on my beautiful[ly ugly] concrete "patio" so I will have to sweep it up. Believe me, manouvering round on Xanadu with a yard broom, trying to keep Da Booga out of the way, will probably make me wish I had stayed in bed!

Hope everyone has a

HELP somehow I have turned my screen sideways and I can't get it back. I accidentally hit a button and it all went sideways. I don't know which one.PLEASE someone help me! I can't control the mouse pad sideways!

Morning Bev do be careful mowing that lawn. Please.
Pat I was told that by the NHS health line they said the brufen to relax the muscle and the paracetamol to ease the pain. Taken at 4 hourly intervals it eventually worked.
Morning Jenny Gorden says what are you using ?

Phewwwww it's ok I done it. Hahaha I rung my son.
For future reference it's con/alt and then the up arrow!
I'll go and read the thread now

Funniest thing I've read all day!

Morning Malka hope you are all unlocked now.
Phew Jenny thank goodness for that. Will make a mental note.

OK I've stopped laughing. Best if I just paste in some 'solutions' for you to read for yourself

http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/w...c-78e7d160ad4e

http://en.kioskea.net/forum/affich-2...n-of-my-screen

(I'm surprised you didn't just turn the monitor up on its side lol!)

If nothing there helps google it yourself putting your pc or laptop or OS spec into the question. You ain't the only one it's ever happened to nippy!

Screen display has rotated 90 degrees.

That's what you should type in!

Or you could google STUPID WINDOWS FEATURES

Cheer up it is probably just a Ctrl-Alt-arrow key thingie!

Snot funny
Too late now I've done it!
The second microsoft answer is what I was trying to describe above
Turned monitor on side which is fine for reading it (except that I now have a stiff neck!) but my poor co-ordination prevented me from controlling the mouse that way
Hope your daughter enjoyed herself at Babbacombe, ourselves and our neighbours were say outside in the garden it was so warm here.

YES IT WAS Funny! Coz it happened to YOU!

Daughter sent a piccie of her supping a drink outside the Buccaneer wearing a Buccaneer HAT! Oh fond memories of Babbacombe - that's where my daughter learned to sail while still at school - many a peaceful evening spent down there sat on the adjacent beach with my dawg and a book waiting for her while she did her sailing. (Dog's weren't allowed on the beach they did it from - so I'd sit on the next one and look over.

*hope you've permanently disabled that particular stupid windows feature now.