I poured prawn juice all down the insides of the sofa and the bed

HOWEVER, I must admit, the best revenge is that I am happy now, never give him a second thought, yet he is miserable and constantly thinking about me. Now that is sweet revenge.

OMG! I almost ruined my computer and wasted some coffee with that one!

HAHA don't worry hun! don't you have 2 "e"s in your name? or am I imagining that?

This one Aime is special. She is also from Argentina so its pronounced " I- MAY"

I have posted a new thread for revenge stories!

So I've given my fella (ex) his matching orders. I am very impressed with myself, I was clear and calm and very dignified. No tears! Go me.

Now, I need someone to replace his phone number in my phone and prevent me messaging him so that the message hits home. Something tells me this will be harder for me!

Yes I'm the french way. My whole name is a mix of French, Canadian and English. But I was born and raised in saffh yorkshre - haha, I can't type my accent after a few glasses.

Congratulations, well done for giving him his marching orders.

DELETE that number right away and SCRUB it from your memory. In your weak moments when you want to message or speak to him remember you are strong and deserve so much better than him.

Use us like you would use AA, when you feel the need to contact him, come here and we'll give you thousands of reasons not to

Stay strong, you'll get through this and in a while you'll wonder why you put up with it. Things will get better.

Made harder, as I have just realised tomorrow is our anniversary.

god, I'm a B*tch

Thats nothing, I was umming and ahhing about my current relationship 3 weeks in and almost ended it on his birthday

HA ! thats bad! at least its back on track :P

TBH, I doubt very much that he will remember! I will just have to busy myself!