Men & Women At An ATM

HIM:

1- Pull up to ATM
2- Insert card
3- Enter PIN number and account
4- Take cash, card and receipt
5- Go!

HER:

1- Pull up to ATM

2- Check makeup in rearview mirror

3- Shut off engine

4- Put keys in purse

5- Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine

6- Hunt for card in purse

7- Insert card

8- Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it

9- Enter PIN number

10- Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11- Hit "cancel"

12- Re-enter correct PIN number

13- Check balance

14- Look for envelope

15- Look in purse for pen

16- Make out deposit slip

17- Endorse checks

18- Make deposit

19- Study instructions

20- Make cash withdrawal

21- Get in car

22- Check makeup

23- Look for keys

24- Start car

25- Check makeup

26- Start pulling away

27- STOP

28- Back up to machine

29- Get out of car

30- Take card and receipt

31- Get back in car

32- Put card in wallet

33- Put receipt in checkbook

34- Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35- Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36- Check makeup

37- Put car in gear, reverse

38- Put car in drive

39- Drive away from machine

40- Travel 3 miles

41- Release parking brake

:smt044

NOT FUNNY