How dogs and woman are alike

Both look stupid in hats.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both tend to have "hip" problems.

Neither understand football.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Neither can balance a check book.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

Both put too much value on kissing.

Rob have you had a row with your o/h today or something

You are beginning to worry me with all these anti-women posts

no we're great

Take a look in the Chat room

Ooooh nooooo - what have you been up to in there...........