I really get the won't pee in the rain bit- even started a whole thread on that one some time back.....
But, Werm just seems to 'hold it' until the rain stops long enough to get her out- which i guessis a godsend wrt puddles in the house.....
And she just hates going out in the rain in genreal wheras yours seem to like it just not going pee!!

And the housework thing- I AM SMUG!! (chinese crested X)

LOL! I do get more GSP hairs on my plates and in the cutlery drawer than ESS. It must be because they are so short and light! Who would think it was an advantage to have a long haired dog? WTG Dusty!!

My two are offered to the highest bidder for winter only, come complete with slobber, mud, mud, more mud , hair and few bad habits thrown in.
Oh and they are also helpful in redecorating your walls with the natural look splash effect. Their fav colour is brown(mud colour) which they like to dress up in.
any offers?

Oh, I shouldnt moan..Im sure ramble will be along shortly to make us all feel better

Winter sucks for dog walking. We are lucky as we have our manky old conservatory and the dogs stay in there to dry off after being walked.

Bo my Slovak despises going out in the rain and she'll wee in the house too unless you force her out.

PMSL, that really cheered me up ;o) I know exactly what you mean about the ex-show home thing too. I thought about that when you mentioned Tilly's cubby hole as we thought about doing that too in the boot cupbaord under the stairs but decided to keep just one thing in this house for us!! ;o)

LOL, I'll see what I can do but they always look so clean in the photos!

Not to mention the lovely aroma of gently drying doggies quietly steaming next to the rads!

I have 2 here who specialise in muddy paw prints on the sofa and drool 6ft up the walls.....

And I so hear everyone complaining about dog hair!

I found some in the back of the freezer in the garage! No drink or meal is complete without one or two Boxer hairs....

Pidge.... honestly.... half my kitchen is bare floorboards, and not in a pretty, au naturelle way.... the Boxers have eaten so many different floor coverings, we've given up....

LOL guys, well you've all cheered me up if nothing else, at least I'm not alone ;o) I guess really this is our first autumn/winter as he was only a baby back then so we scooped him up and plonked him in a bucket of warm soapy water. Life seemed much simpler then!

Woody always has that ''damp'' smell under his ears, as if it never really dries. Ewwww.

Lizzy, I just passed out at the thought of 4!!

Max, how do you hose them then dry them? Just tie them to the table and give them a quick burst? I wonder if this might be my best plan. Alternatively, I might get a sheep dip installed at the front of the house and run him through it on the way in ;o)

Don't get me started. I live on a lane which adjoins a no through road (the last 100 yards is not tarmac) going into the fields, very beautiful in the summer but a nightmare in the winter.

The farmer has a choice of two entrances to get into the fields to feed the cattle, 'my' lane or a gate adjoining another tarmac lane with posh houses. The people in the posh houses (who also happen to be on the parish council )complained about a bit of dirt on the road so the farmer gave way and takes the rout down 'my' lane that ploughs up the lane and deposits a lot of dirt on the road going past my house (he actually owns the lane which has a public footpath on it) . I have to sweep the road to prevent the mud being carried into my house.


Chloe doesn't particularly like going out to pee in the rain but I don my huge two sizes too big waterproof off Ebay and my giant wellingtons and jolly her along as we wade knee deep in the mud down the lane then back into the garage where Chloe has a wash before being allowed onto my pristine kitchen floor. This whole eleborate performance takes place four times a day .

I'm here!!!!

Okay...with two FCRs I don't wear white clothes very often for a start, not with their hairs. My poor son has to wear white shirts to school but I try hard to de hair them...not that it helps that he has to give the doglets a cuddle before he goes.

Now then, the mud.
Oh my.
Cosmo comes in from a walk and is VERY happy. FCRs are somewhat reknowned for their tail action...so as soon as he comes into the porch, there is mud everywhere, all over us (well more than there was already) and big muddy tail marks all over the walls/door and windows (and Tango who isn't best pleased about it). This is aside from the mud that sort of gloops off him onto the floor. We take him straight into the kitchen where we wipe him over. We use those orange clothes that you are supposed to wet. We have many. We have one rinsing as one is being used to wipe him over, he lOVES it...cue moving, wet muddy FCR wagging his tail and moaning loudly in pleasure. Takes about 10 to 15 minutes of rinsing the cloth and wiping to get the worst off. The rest sort of falls off wherever he lies when he dries. I brush him when he's dry too. I tend to confine him to the kitchen if he is really bad until he is dry.

My walls are now all washable. We have washable hard flooring in all but one room dopwnstairs, the carpet in the other room is ancient and manky and nothing to get precious about.

I hoover and mop on a daily basis (if it is wet and yuk I have learned, through experience, to do it AFTER my mud magnet is back from his long walk and dry. My walls are wiped down in the porch/hall and kitchen at least weekly.

It is a full time job keeping on top of the mud. I look like a scarecrow a lot of the time, as does OH, but I don't care. I am not very house proud. My house is clean and I am told it doesn't smell of dog at all...but if there is the odd mark here and there..
I am lucky to have two quite large reception rooms...which means one is kept tidy during the day and in the evening we all go in to relax. It has no kid or dog toys in there...well not til around 7pm most nights anyway, then it does. It's nice to keep a room cleanish ready to slob in at night.Don't get me wrong I am not bothered too much by that room either...the dogs are on the sofas etc with us...I just like to keep it closed up until the evening. The other room is multi purpose and we sit in the kitchen a lot (which is why Cosmo doesn't mind drying in there).


Ooooo I've gone on.
Living with a mud magnet can be hard...but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love him for what he is and I am really not the worlds most houseproud person anyway. Yes, my house is clean...but thats it...there are more important things to do than tidy and keep everywhere spotless. I am not one of life's fashionable people either...muddy jeans/walking boots and raincoat with dog slobber on are my normal attire. If I was houseproud or fashion proud (if you see what I mean) I wouldn't have got the dog I did!!!!!


I also go through at least one hoover a year thanks to the hair/mud/water.....