Women don't often listen to men...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock
to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman
in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:

Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.





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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show......


For women: I told you not to read, then why did you read. See the subject of
this mail.

lol ooh you like to take risks dont you have you not seen how many women on this board!!

Its great I think!




and I`ll just say now all the men my family tell jokes about women like that.

You weren't supposed to read the last bit! :smt018

Brilliant!!

har har har no really that was funny