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Radar Ears
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20-07-2005, 05:41 PM
I once saw this written somewhere :

Women have many faults, men have only two,
everything they say and everything they do !!

Kind regards

Jill
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20-07-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally Posted by Radar Ears
I once saw this written somewhere :

Women have many faults, men have only two,
everything they say and everything they do !!

Kind regards

Jill

Nice one Jill
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21-07-2005, 07:18 AM
every1 here trippin! G-D didnt even make women! he wud never mess up THAT BAD! surely they were made by sum drunk alien types!
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21-07-2005, 07:47 AM
Originally Posted by Radar Ears
I once saw this written somewhere :

Women have many faults, men have only two,
everything they say and everything they do !!

Kind regards

Jill
very good, couldnt have said it better myself
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21-07-2005, 08:19 AM
Well, basically, to answer your question as I understand it, it's all about reproduction. What we have is a pretty good method of ensuring that evolution works nicely. You get two parents with good genetic traits, who go on to have successful offspring who go on to pass on those desirable traits. Any unsuccessful traits would tend to get weeded out as the natural tendency is for a potential parent to choose a mate who exibits abilities that will ensure the survival of any offspring. Hope that shed some light on the whole man/woman thing.
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21-07-2005, 08:31 AM
When God created man SHE was only joking

Behind every good man there is an even better WOMAN
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20-09-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally Posted by Stephanie
When God created man SHE was only joking

Behind every good man there is an even better WOMAN

Why did God make man first? Because he didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
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20-09-2005, 10:07 AM
Originally Posted by gigi
mmmm somehow i don't think u are! Would you be able to give birth without fainting?
gigi - they can't watch a woman give birth without fainting! They'd stand no chance!

My sister has a t shirt that says:
'men only have two faults, they're men and they're wrong.'
She also has one saying:
'if it's got tyres or testicles it's gonna give you problems'



But, man said to God one day, 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?'
God replied 'So you would love her'
and the man said 'but why did you make her so stupid?'
'So she would love you'



But seriously, it is scientifically proven that women can do more than one thing at once whilst men can't.

And women are, in general, better drivers - they stay calmer and don't get into silly races on the motorway with someone they don't even know - like my dad does

And, the reason God made man first was because he made him and realised that man needed someone to point things out to him and remind him about them every now and again, and to explain things to him that he just simply couldn't understand, so he made woman.
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20-09-2005, 10:08 AM
oh and I do agree with the bins thing! And running to the car in the rain to come and pick up the woman after going shopping!

Honestly men, you do it so who's the stupid ones? Us women have got it sussed, we wait in the dry and refuse to go out until you bring the car round!
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20-09-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally Posted by Stephanie
When God created man SHE was only joking

Behind every good man there is an even better WOMAN

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