Fax it over - I will sling it over the verandah for the CATS! Might shut 'em up for five minutes!

Trying to fax it now..........it's getting a bit stuck actually

eugh, manky carcass stuck to the fax
I lurve black pudding

*sends out of date black pudding through fax after chicken carcass

Turning off now, going to watch the thing about the Queen and her horses that I recorded a few days ago.

Sleep well everyone, and have a good day tomorrow

had such an idiot moment. dropped my friend off en route to london, used her loo, left my fecking handbag in her house.

has my train tickets i need for tomorrow, contact lenses AND glasses, my phone charger, my pills, my sisters bday present AND my purse in it. idiot idiot idiot.
thankfully sister has leant me contact lenses and mum leant me some money to fill my car so going to drive to my job meeting tomorrow then drive to her house near oxford to get my bag back! too much driving if you ask me!