The amount of rain in this county, no wee would hang around for very long anyway

Exactly. Although according to smokeybear, we wouldn't want it "smelling like a urinal"! Hmmm...my dogs urinate in the garden on stone paving more than several times a day near by the back door and it doesn't smell like a urinal. The only time I wash it down regularly is in the warmer months. So why on earth would one bit of pee on the pavement in winter result in it "smelling like a urinal"?

Very funny folks

I love a good wind up

My Mum had this with my daughter a few years back. She was walking her home from school (daughter was four) and the little one needed a wee, so my Mum held her over a grate to pee and a guy gave her a mouthful and called her disgusting. Some people don't live in the real world.

hahaha that made me chuckle Murf m8, brill idea as well.

Think my post may have been lost a bit at the end of the page so I will ask again...

Perhaps she uses as 'she-wee' type contraption attached to a pipe so the pool of odorous urine can be deposited down a drain?

Sometimes you get caught out. Rupert peed in the train station once and the bus station once. I found somebody who worked there, apologised and offered to clean up both times. He also pooped on the street a few times despite me making sure he'd been before we left the garden and despite him not liking to go on concrete.

And when you live in a flat you can't really make sure your dog eliminates before going out can you? All I can do is pick up and give the toilet area a quick rinse down every so often (Rupe always used the same place for a pee).

My daughter was fairly late out of diapers due to having been in a full body cast [armpits to toes] for nearly a year from age 14 months, so it was some time before she could even sit on a potty and she did not have full bladder control until she was gone three years old - even then when she said she needed to pee she needed to pee immediately. No "wait until we get home/get to a public lavatory" - it was then or she wet her pants.

In those days people did not take any notice of me holding her out over a grating.

[It was a lot simpler with my son!]

C`mon guys... wee just happens you know.