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04-06-2007, 12:46 PM
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i always say that the best years of a woman's life are the ten years between thirty & thirty-one !!
the first half of our life is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children !!
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06-06-2007, 12:05 AM
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One that my friend would say - "How could anyone be that ugly with just one head?"

And one that I said after arguing with a woman about the care of her dog
She said "I have never been so insulted in all my life"
I said, "Madam - you should get out more!"

And another from my friend - "If I was that ugly I'd walk on my hands and powder my a...e!"
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06-06-2007, 12:12 AM
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OK heres another : " the only difference between her and a rottie is , she wears lipstick " (err, no offence ladies, just a joke ).
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13-06-2007, 01:17 PM
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if beauty is only skin deep,then missus you were born inside out


these are sooooooooo funny
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13-06-2007, 03:53 PM
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I was walking down a busy high st. one day when i got tapped on the shoulder.

I looked round and a man said Hi, oh sorry i thought you were my neighbour, you look just like her, except she is thinner.

And then walked away - made my day that did
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13-06-2007, 03:56 PM
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That person is "one can short of a six pack"

or

"The lift doesn't go all the way" up her.

or

"the top floor is vacant at the moment".

Meaning they are a bit Thick
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13-06-2007, 04:03 PM
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he's not the brightest bulb in the house !!

he's not firing on all cylinders !!

or , nothing works from the shoulders up !!
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