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CuteRotts
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17-06-2011, 05:54 PM
Bill - "love me, love me, love me. Now that's enough i've stuff to sniff"

Den - "No I won't eat your dog for breakfast - i've already eaten and when mum says i'm a vegetarian, she's joking "

Charlie - "whatever" (eternal stroppy teenager)


(And Jenn-n-Luke - I love that
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17-06-2011, 05:56 PM
Pepsi's would read please put your bag down so that I can investigate it, put the bag down .... ok I can jump quite high
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17-06-2011, 05:58 PM
Not "Stepaway from the bag" then? LOL
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17-06-2011, 05:59 PM
Originally Posted by smokeybear View Post
My GSD does not need to wear a sign, everyone gets his message.............

The other one is always asked about due to the scarcity of her number, and again, therefore, does not need one.

Aww come on SMOKEY BEAR - it's just for fun
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17-06-2011, 06:02 PM
Originally Posted by wallaroo View Post
I'm a boy, I know I look like a girl but I'm not...the hairstyle is natural and no, it doesn't need trimming, I like it

p.s. I know your dog is friendly...I don't like friendly dogs...please ask them to get their nose out from between my legs



LOL LOL - my Lab always gets mistaken for a girl too!
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17-06-2011, 06:57 PM
Great thread

Zeke's would say "I'm not scary please fuss me and let your dogs play with me "

Keisha's would read "NO i'm not a piggin husky, I'm an akita, AKITA!!!!!!"
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17-06-2011, 07:53 PM
*when Mum says I'm deaf, no amount of calling my name will make me look at you*

or

*Yes, you are nice but you don't have a dog, so I am going to go and sniff something*.

For some reason Dougal is friendly but not outside the house, he's an ignorant git when people stop to speak to him.
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17-06-2011, 07:55 PM
Originally Posted by ClaireandDaisy View Post
NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE OWNER
I follow C & Ds idea
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17-06-2011, 08:03 PM
Easy.

Zebedee-Lean over me and i WILL jump up smashing you in the jaw.

Vegas-I want to sniff your crotch.
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17-06-2011, 08:25 PM
Loving this thread

Willow (bitsa) would be........Please don't touch my fur, i don't know you; yes i do LOOK like a disney dog but i'm not one; please don't let your kid near me cos although i can't eat a whole one, i might just try a leg!

Skye (BC) Yes i know i'm very pretty, my mum tells me all the time! I might say hello to your dog, but if its bad mannered and in my face, i will show it my lovely toothies. If you are human, then fuss me, fuss me fuss me and give me sausage!

Drift (BC) Yes i know i have lovely blue eyes and no i'm NOT a husky cross. Hello pretty lady doggies (especially staffies)come and chase me! To other boy doggies... I AM a boy and don't appreciate you trying to hump me! Yes i do look thin, but so would you if you could run as fast as me and had my stamina!!

Jann xx
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