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Location: Conwy, UK
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17-06-2011, 03:05 PM
Originally Posted by IsoChick 
Max: Please don't look at me, or talk to me. I hate strangers and I will bark and growl and snap to make myself look scary so you leave.
Murphy: I LURVE you... and you there, and you, and you over there! Please mind my tail, I'm practising to be a helicopter!
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Location: Norwich UK
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17-06-2011, 03:09 PM
Cherry's would say "**** OFF DOGS UNLESS YOU'RE SMALL!"
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Location: The posh bit, UK
Joined: Feb 2011
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17-06-2011, 03:45 PM
Originally Posted by Kerriebaby
Rupert; Im a big scary spaniel woof woof. If you are a poodle, male and bat for the wrong team, would you like my number
Poppy; No Im Not A Bloody Sheltie
Kerrie; b***** off. I dont want to say hello to you, or your dog. However, your terrier looks like it might taste good
After being out with one of my labs i thought of one for him
Bob : (yellow labrador)' MIND OUT THE WAY I HAVE NO BRAKES AND I LIKE TO PRETEND IM A RACECAR ZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!'
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Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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17-06-2011, 03:57 PM
Oh boy lol my sign would be a pretty long one I'm afraid.
Let's see:
"No I am not a bloody horse"
"No you cannot ride me, nor does Mom charge for rides"
"Yes I am expensive to keep"
"No your kids can't play with me, I hate kids. Wonder why? Stop screeching and running at me and maybe I wont' want to eat ya"
"Yes I am a good guard dog"
"No, I don't have a saddle"
"I am almost 2"
"Yes im almost full grown"
"Please be considerate...let us walk in peace. I really dont LIKE stopping every five feet to chat for a half hour. i wanna go for my walk!"
"I would love to mate, but my mean old mom wont let me so no, I won't be making puppies
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"Im huge? No **** sherlock!"
" Do you have eyes? Does it LOOK like Im dragging her down the street? No? then obviousy I'm not "walking HER" am I?"
"No I dont live in a mansion"
"No I dont require hours of excersise per day. Im actually a lazy butt"
"Yes, I sleep in the bed. HELLLLO..I'm the Greatest Dane! You actually think I'd plunk this handsome butt of mine on a FLOOR?
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"Of course Im smart! Scooby doo is a cartoon you idiot"
"No,I am not afraid of every little thing in life. I'm a Great Dane, I'm not supposed to be a neurotic mess."
"Yes, I drool. If you had jowls like these you would too."
"Yes, I eat more than your yorkie, but Im not a pig!"
Let's see:
"No I am not a bloody horse"
"No you cannot ride me, nor does Mom charge for rides"
"Yes I am expensive to keep"
"No your kids can't play with me, I hate kids. Wonder why? Stop screeching and running at me and maybe I wont' want to eat ya"
"Yes I am a good guard dog"
"No, I don't have a saddle"
"I am almost 2"
"Yes im almost full grown"
"Please be considerate...let us walk in peace. I really dont LIKE stopping every five feet to chat for a half hour. i wanna go for my walk!"
"I would love to mate, but my mean old mom wont let me so no, I won't be making puppies
""Im huge? No **** sherlock!"
" Do you have eyes? Does it LOOK like Im dragging her down the street? No? then obviousy I'm not "walking HER" am I?"
"No I dont live in a mansion"
"No I dont require hours of excersise per day. Im actually a lazy butt"
"Yes, I sleep in the bed. HELLLLO..I'm the Greatest Dane! You actually think I'd plunk this handsome butt of mine on a FLOOR?
""Of course Im smart! Scooby doo is a cartoon you idiot"
"No,I am not afraid of every little thing in life. I'm a Great Dane, I'm not supposed to be a neurotic mess."
"Yes, I drool. If you had jowls like these you would too."
"Yes, I eat more than your yorkie, but Im not a pig!"
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Location: Hertfordshire
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17-06-2011, 04:56 PM
Rolo - when i dont want my ball i might come see if you have a nice treat, but dont bet on it.
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Location: West sussex
Joined: Dec 2008
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17-06-2011, 04:58 PM
Ripley (bc) "fussmefussmefussmefussmefussmeplllleeease"
Maverick (bc) "I am soooo not! ginger "
Piglet (basset) "F*** off!"
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Location: Essex UK
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 3,424
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17-06-2011, 05:15 PM
Pharaoh's: The scars are my own fault... trees hate me.
Trust me you DO want one of these.
Kismet may need a change of Tshirts for different days:
Trust me you do NOT want one of these.
Yes I might bite your little dog, keep it away from me.
No I won't bite your child, but I don't want to be petted by them either.
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Location: Earby, Lancashire, UK
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17-06-2011, 05:40 PM
p.s. I know your dog is friendly...I don't like friendly dogs...please ask them to get their nose out from between my legs
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