Oliver
I know I'm cute but... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Mouse
Do you have food? if not, please leave

Boo
I'm a bit nervous of you, but if you squat down and wait for me to come to you, then I'd LOVE a snuggle!

Zoe
I know I'm cute, but leave me alone, you're big and terrifying and I really, really dont want petted

Scout
I love you, and you and you and you... please pet me, and watch me show off so I can get treats... listen to my Mom tell you about deaf dogs, and please dont kill us just because we're deaf!

Oh this thread is funny!!!

Zena would have.... If you're friendly, then I will be too, but if you're not you'd better watch out, I'll teach you some manners! If you're human, I'm not that bothered, but you can throw my ball if I give it to you, and I might just come near enough for a quick stroke, but you've gotta be quick!

Georgie would have...I'm a gentle giant, I love everyone and everyone's dogs, no matter how big or how small. Excuse me for coming over and sitting at your feet, but I'm after a quick pat or a cuddle, then I'll leave you alone and catch up with that owner of mine!

"No I haven't got one bandaged leg, yes I've heard that I look like I have a million times this week - but hey, I'm cute, my ears are so big you could pick up Sky telly on them... now hand over those sausages in your pocket"

Rupert; Im a big scary spaniel woof woof. If you are a poodle, male and bat for the wrong team, would you like my number

Poppy; No Im Not A Bloody Sheltie

Kerrie; b***** off. I dont want to say hello to you, or your dog. However, your terrier looks like it might taste good

Jed - 'Please dont move towards me with your whining voice, grasping hands and looming face because I don't appreciate it unless I know you'

Jessie - 'You're not my Mum or a tennis ball so i'm not interested'

Flynn - 'For ease of description i'm a wirehaired pointer so please dont make any silly guesses. If you dont like doggy kisses then jog on and if you've got a dog with you, jog on too'.

LOVE IT!

ty's would read: pet me. feed me oh you have a dog can i play? please please please.


xeva's would read: yes i am very noisy. yes my owner takes me to class. i only bark because im so excitable and i really just want to play with your dog but haven't got to grips with this manners business yet.

Loving this thread!! Some fab responses so far!!

Chaos' would read "Yes I know I'm pretty and fluffy but I really don't want you trying to pet or cuddle me as I'm scared of strangers"

Joey's would read "I'll take all the cuddles Chaos doesn't want because I luuuuuuuuurve cuddles!! I may look slightly manic at times but I'm so excitable!"

My GSD does not need to wear a sign, everyone gets his message.............

The other one is always asked about due to the scarcity of her number, and again, therefore, does not need one.