I just had to post a farting one.lol.xxxxxxx

When my girls or the oh farts I would swear they are given life to a whole new species xxdk

Class!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxx

That made me laugh, mind you the BCs escaping gas can be just as leathal at times

We always say that advert for a certain air freshner, which I cant remember the name of, the one with the piano playing penguin, is Jacks advert, we often smell scented little wafts, but his are always on turbo boost

Do yours love to smell them after they have deposited them too mines do it all the time,dirty middens,xxxxxxxx

When mine drop one they, they smell like somat crawled up and died in there.
But imgine this Jayne and me on the way to carolina drinking coffee all day to keep us awake, she is the best bellcher in town, while i wear the crown for the farting.
OMG I can't believe I just admitted that.

You girls kill me,just drenched my keyboard xxxxxxxx

Can't you get a waterproof covering for that, DK's OH kept complaing the caps lock key kept getting stuck, yeah right it was sticky from her spouting juice all over it from your late nights in ward 6.

Swear the laughs we've had about it was side splitting.mines was really bad.My monitors had a fair dousing on occasions too xxxxxxxxx

I have a plastic tube, when they've got wind I attach it on their asses and feed the gas into the cars petrol tank, it goes like hell ya know.