Take one Rottie of little brain.
Add one expanding lead.
Marinade in stupid for 3 years.
Add one owner and a bright sunny morning.
Move mixture to green field.

Throw in one Bedlington Terrier.
Whip into a frenzy of wagging, bouncing, running around and twirling.
Watch, in amazement, until the mixture falls over.

Result: One hogtied stupid dog upside down layercake.

Attemt to unravel the resulting Gaudian knot.
Observe that, in the face of all logic, two stupid dogs, when tied together, have at least ten legs between them.
Observe equally that the two stupid dogs then manage to reinsert at least eleven of these legs, and on one occasion a tail, back into the cats cradle of rope and limbs.

Laugh hysterically along with the human of the Terrier at the stupidity of the dogs.
Stop laughing when you realise that the mud that the pair transferred liberally to your person was not, as such, mud. Oh no.:smt078

That is how my day started. What about yours?