I ordered ten escargot (snails) but when the waiter arrived I complained there was one missing. He looked around and said not to worry,… it can’t have gone far

Chris, good for you pulling the rug from underneath him!! It's probably best putting everything you want in place now as knowing how long things take...well, he'll could have frozen over before you get what you need
Kazz, yes, they had a nice holiday I think, I think he understands now that he has destroyed his family and has to deal with how his new life is. Wether Steve will continue to pay is anyone's guess but if not I will cover it...I will get it back off him at some point
Barry....omg, that's a bad one lol
Brenda enjoy the vino collapso

Thanks Lynn. Thanks Kelly. Just came back on and deleted what I wrote. Will catch up in a couple of days.