Let's just take on the compliments and think secretly in our minds about the terror they sometimes bring, haha!
I posted a picture on [a social network] of Marvel last night and someone went "aaawww he's so cute, I want a puppy now!" and I almost replied "well, he pees, chews and farts like an old man", but then I couldn't be bothered .

ha ha, brilliant.

Molly (although very little), takes up a massive space in our house and our hearts.

i feel like this when people presume asbo is easy i constantly tell people to take him... they'd soon hand him back

A family member come over last night and I could tell he went a bit lovesick when he saw Marvel, but I promised him he can borrow him at any time and that will probably change his mind!
Plus, he's already got a bullterrier which is completely insane, so I think he is just interested in the cuteness of it, not the actual job, hehe..

OH don't lend him out yet lol let them borrow him when he weighs more than they do, let them get the whole effect