..... and mine... and it's absolutely true, for me, anyway

Absolutely, just sums it up xxx

To owner clutching her chi-type dog dressed in pink to her Versace-adorned bosom in the middle of a Country Park

Oh. put it down, woman - it`s not an effin` `andbag.

My mate Karen

PMSL! Brilliant! xxx

Maxine has a lovely signature, i think its something like.......

A dog needs you to love it the most when he deserves it the least...or something!
Thats lovely too xxx

ROFL, that's hilarious I hate these people who treat the dogs like accessories to their handbags...ridiculous.

As for dog sayings: I like this one (there's more to it than this but it'd take too long)

A dogs point of view:-

It's mine, if it was yours get over it...

This is also one of my favorites.

Isnt a one liner, more like a paragraph, but oh well ;

A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or desighner clothes. A waterlogged stick will do just fine. A dog judges other not by how they look, but by who they are inside. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dull. Give him your heart, and he will give you his. Its really quite simple