You wouldn't do that to me
Don't recommend the choccy baileys,kinda like drinking cold coffee neighbours will be in on Christmas morning,guess what they'll be having

Twos not me that blew down that tree,
cos no sprouts have yet gone inside of me
(that rhymmes of course!)

Jenny, Dave was quite flattered by your comment, but when I told him, I didn't say I thought the same which I think disappointed him

Did I see a reindeer in here a minute ago???

I bin busy looking for a hunky male kissogramme thingie for us, maybe leatherman would be good, and I think I might have picked up a virus I won't be visiting those places again I won't tell ya what I just clapped eyes on though My bp has sooooooooared!!!

*takes MC off the juke box and puts on a bit of Michael Jackson*

Can somebody give June a prod please, I can't reach her from here and she's nodded off dribbling again, wot's she like

Corrie again.....

Who are you cooking .............. quick we need a head count .... who is missing

Peace is over, Ste and Marco are back.....can someone please tell me why after every walk Marco has to go straight out into the back garden and stand and have a look around - I'm sure he thinks someone may either pinch it or move in while he's out!

Its Tina White,has to be

Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeee next doors son has just started his band practice!!!

I just wish they were good, but they are terrible, and LOUD really really LOUD!!!

No worries Moyra. Everyone thinks I'm older than I am. Good night and god bless.

Prods TW as requested by H, and uses an old dishcloth to wipe the dribble from her chin. Still Corrie

Night night Moyra, sweet dreams.

I could be your mom
Then again MALKA could be your grandmother