It's lit from within Mandy - no need to polish it! Watch out for that TW because she is bound to try goading us so that she can tick us off

Need to take some Ibuprofen, my back is not so good tonight. That of course means eating something............hmmm, cheese and crackers methinks.

I'll just smile nicely and

Call Lynn In With The Blackboard Rubbers!!!

Leave them alone for two minutes and their drinking the head's off themselves...on a school night too
DD is being rude and GORDON has turned into David Attenborough SALLY has become an angel and Rosie tried to kill a cute wee yokie
I'm the only sane one on here,come to the conclusion
Has LORRAINE been on?

No Eileen, she hasn't, its very strange isn't it.
Hope she's OK

It really is a bit worrying isn't it. She may of course have lost her tinternet, or perhaps she is just taking a break from the computer - it wouldn't be surprising given all that she has on her plate. Still, one does worry.

Hopefully she's just been really busy or just doesn't love us any more Like you said I hope she's ok too,not a bad old bean our LORE
Have my feet in a basin of lovely hot water and bubbles.Just need Colin Firth here to give them a bit of a massage

Tut

*moves away from Eileen and her feet........that water is a horrible colour

Excerpt from tomorrow's "Watervole Weekly and Rat's Revue". News has reached this office from Reuters Press Agency that while holidaying in a derbyshire field our intrepid correspondent Vincenzo Vole was set upon by the dreaded derbyshire devil dog, despite plucky resistance he has since succumbed to his injuries. He leaves a Wife (Violet) and 932 children. Funeral arrangements are to be by Tawn E. Owl and Co, of the Tree, Alfreton. No flowers, but donations will be accepted to the Home for Distressed Gentlemice. The perpetrators have not been identified but it is thought it may be one of a bunch of on-line Champagne Guzzlers of dubious character.

*fills Sally's glass with water from Eileen's footbath and returns it sneakily to the table*

Aw No Mandy, you've been Found Out