Evening Mandy - Bet it only seems like five minutes since she was a toddler, do hope all the birthday celebrations go really well and that Rosie isn't too tangled up with the sticky back plastic. Don't worry about the hammer thing it's only her finger - tough 'un your twin - she'd hardly notice!

Hahaha @ laceys manky nose picking finger
Gordon you are so kind to offer to hit lacey with a hammer....what a gent lol
Mandy wish lauryn a very happy 16th birthday for tomorrow

Glad you realise just how kind I am, Griff. We did "Hitting Ladies with Hammers" in the 4th year at my Prep School. Just to ensure that in later life - as fully fledged gentlemen- we would be sure to get it right!

No doubt you were top of the class GORDON We were taught how to bury grumpy old gits under the patio There's room for one more under mine

Enters room and strolls around it paying particular attention to water closets and electric boxes, ties Eileen's hand down to the chair because there is no way on this earth that nose picking is lady like. Removes several hammers of varying sizes from Gordon's person........ Hi Mandy did you have a good day at work and how did Lauryns exams go. How's your Dad feeling Griff, glares at Gordon as he tries to sneak a fresh unbloodied hammer from the caretakers toolbox

It's not lady like I agree TW but it is yummy

Graduated with Honours. However have no wish to view the underside of any patios - well perhaps not just yet! The very thought of a "patio" fills me with joy, whether viewed from below or above. Why would anyone want one - what do you do on them? Surely if you wanted somewhere to take afternoon tea, you would have it served on the lawn - weather permitting! If not in the Conservatory during inclement spells.

TW confiscates spades and the mechanical digger hidden in Eileen's garage Orders a book for Eileen as regards ladylike behaviour.

Quick everyone! The M oderator is back - pretend we were having a macrame lesson or something - then she'll never know. Hello June - did you have a nice bath!

Some peeps don't have a lawn LG.We are not all loaded Love my patio Something very pleasurable about enjoying a summer salad,knowing nasties that crossed you are buried below