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Porch joke
A blonde needs to earn some money so resorts to odd jobs.
She knocks at a door and a man answers
"need anything painting ?" she asks hopefully
he thinks for a minute and says "the porch needs a coat of paint- how much?"
She mulls it over for a few seconds and replies "50 pounds"
"its a deal" he say while thinking , what a dumb blonde...
when he goes back inside and tells his wife she replies "does she realise the porch goes right the way around the house" and rolls her eyes
ten minutes the later the blonde knocks at the door
"Its finished " she replies
"Allready?"
"Yup- there was loads of paint left so i gave it two coats"
He stares in amazement and pays her
"By the way" she calls as she walks off
"Its not a porch - its a Lexus"