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A 2nd one for today!
Hope you like this one too:-
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed,
she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found
3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious,
she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you,
I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this,
but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."