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Location: Essex, UK
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X Factor - The Panto?
I think Mr Cowell must be planning a new venture after watching X Factor last night - the succession of Pantomime Dames, drag queens and flouncy men with more mince than a spag bol leads me to suspect that either there is a plot afoot or these people are being styled by Danny La Rue`s dresser.
Have these people no friends who will take them aside and gently point out that wearing a frock that shows what you had for breakfast if you are over a size 14 is not a good idea?
Or that bondage gear and a wig apparently made of liquorice is a bit OTT in broad daylight?
It`s either for ratings or it`s preparation for the Christmas Special - I mean we had Cinderella`s Sisters larded with so much makeup they could barely move their lips and the tumble-haired Irish Fairy twinkling about all barefoot and floaty frocked like a Pixie in the Glen.
It`s good fun though.