You know you spend too much time with your dogs when...

you can't remember the last time you had a meal without a dog hair in it

your left hand feels strangely empty without a lead

you call your partner by your dog's name by mistake and whistle to get his/her attention

When you go out and feel you have forgotten something when walking up the road.

Come out of shops and spend time searching for your dog...when it's still at home.

Heading for the park, when you should be walking to the bus-stop

Putting on my Wellies to pick child up from school....instead of my shoes.

And never being without dog s**t plastic bag.....


thats me

When your entire photo ablum is full of dogs!

When all the pictures you have of your children have a dog in them too

When you get home and rub boyfriends belly as well as dogs as a greeting...

All your workfriends know all your pets names and use them instead of saying how are the dogs!

When going abroad is classed as swearing because you cant take the Dogs!

Dog treats fall out your coat pocket when you take your golves out.

Dog poo is the main topic of conversion.

We refer to ourselves as mummy and daddy infront of the dogs and not

New car is based on how many dogs will fit in the boot.

When you call your OH a 'good boy' when he's done something good

When going to pay for shopping you hand the cashier a fist full of poo bags and a dog lead

I've got a one or two of the kids Would that mean I haven't spent enough time with my dogs?