lOL! I know how this feels!

Know how he feels?






Actual letter to Canadian Passport office!

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I
bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is
still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income
tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card,
my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those
stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off
the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that
are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
Maryanne, my father's name is Rob ert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

****E!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really peed off this morning. Between you an'
me, I've had enough of this bull****! You send the application to my house, then
you ask me for my f*ckin' address. What is going on? You have a gang of
Neanderthals *******s workin' there!

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser
Arafat, for christ sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a ****e whether I plan on
visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something
weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell
anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get
another f*ckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist
in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us
running all over the f*ckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then
find some ******* to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you
know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!

(f*ckin' morons)

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally peed off!

Signed - An Irate ******** Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm
that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my
forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military
for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and
I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know,
someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST
******** CHINA !!!

Hamilton , Ontario Canada

Well I know how he feels at any rate!!!!

I've had one of these days as well!!

Glad to see you ain't lost your sense of humour

If that was genuine I wonder if he ever got his passport