Jokes

Sorry if these offend anyone but i found them really funny

The England rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player
reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Andy Robinson immediately suspended practice while police and forensic investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis,
investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again
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Dai was on his way home from the England v Wales match at Twickenham when he had to screech to a halt and ended up in a massive traffic jam on the M4.

He wound down the window and thought to himself, This seems bad, nothings moving at all. He noticed a police officer walking back and forth, in and out of all the cars, so Dai shouts over,Scuse me officer, whats going on then?

The officer replies, an England fan,so depressed about losing to Wales today and the prospect of winning nothing again this year, he feels a right idiot for gobbing off saying England are the best team in the world, hes actually threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire!! The officer goes on - His family find him arrogant, and he hasn't got many mates. Im just walking around taking up a collection for him.

Oh tidy says Dai, how much have you collected so far?

So far, replies the officer, weve collected about 100 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning!!!

:smt081 very funny

:smt044 :smt044 :smt042 :smt042 :smt043 :smt043 :smt081 :smt081 very funny

Very funny