Why Parents Drink !!!!!

patsbt

Dogsey Junior

Location: Bristol

Joined: Dec 2006

Posts: 58

19-03-2007, 09:51 AM

Why Parents Drink !!!!!

To all of you with Children (or that work with children)

A boss wondered why one of his most valued
employees had
not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent
problem with one of
the main computers, he dialed the employee's
home phone number

and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss
asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

" Yes ."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice
whispered,

" No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could
leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else
there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a policeman would be doing at his
employee's
home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the
policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,"
came the
whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in
the
background through the earpiece on the phone,
the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering
voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now
truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The
search team
just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle........

........... "ME !!!"