Things you encounter on walks?

I had the most amusing conversation with a friend today who walks her dogs near the A3 just outside London and she often encounters men having sex!!!!! (during the day)

She found it highly amusing! until her dog picked up a strap on di*k and wouldn't put it down, she didn't want to touch it so he carried all the way back to the car!!! and dropped it in a busy carpark! what other dog walkers thought as she drove off she dosen't know!!!

Anyone else had a mad experience?

I've been walking dogs 15 years and never had anything like that!

How embarassing! Only come across dead shark on beach and dead cow on same beach, was hoping for my first 'body' find but that never materialised.
Becky

one night my husband took charlie up the football
field for a run around. on the way home he noticed
charlie had a ball in his mouth, nothing unusual
the field is full of em. but when they got home
my husband realised charlie had proudly carried
an onion all the way home! thankfully he hasnt
carried any sex toys home.......yet!

That is so funny you should say that as I always expect to find a dead body!

Never have though! Maybe I should move to Midsommer!

We all have a secret sadism about us eh?
Saw two having sex when I was driving a horse & carriage in Dunham Massey park, Cheshire coz we were higher we could see them. We just waved!
My friend and I (Toby) came across a dead horse on one of our intrepid walks. A dead goat & a few sheep.
We live in a weird place, dont ask!

Our old bernese, Dudley, brought a kitten home in his mouth once. I didnt even notice it untill we got home. It was fine and covered with drool, poor thing!. We walked the route again with the kitten to find its home. Eventually we found where he lived and the owners were made up.

God knows how it got out of their house it wasnt even able to walk! Id say i was only 1 / 2 weeks old

Best I seen was a little spaniel running past with a used condom hanging from it's mouth, while the owner walked up the path behind smiling to everyone who passed. She musta had no idea what her dog was carying

Erm.... ...hmmm.... *scratches head* .... ermm... nope, can't beat that one!



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Oh my God, that is a good one!

lol where would he have got that from? don't they have a toilet?

I took Gem to our local quay a few weeks ago, you climb a few steps to get over the barrier, when we got to the top I look toward my right and their were two females together. I was only 10feet away and they never noticed me. ( to busy)
I could say what I saw but I will save that for a different type of site.
I have been back a few time and have not witnessed any thing like that again, probably wont ever again
Only joking LOL