Remember This At Christmas Time

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 thats very true

Yep would have to agree

so true !!!!! :smt044 :smt043 :smt044 :smt043

How true it is.

Maybe they're strap-ons, you know..."antler envy"?

very very true

i enjoyed that i think

quite like the idea of being towed around everywhere by a herd of females