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09-10-2005, 11:03 PM
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Pedro Finds God


Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."


Miraculously, a parking spot appeared.


Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
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10-10-2005, 01:13 AM
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lol Goodone Fred. My dad will like it!
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10-10-2005, 06:17 AM
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thanks fred you brighten up my mornings. one of the first things i do is log on now to read your jokes
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10-10-2005, 06:38 AM
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Good one, Fred Lucy
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10-10-2005, 06:50 AM
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another good one fred than ks for that you always make me laugh
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11-10-2005, 07:08 AM
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11-10-2005, 07:51 AM
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Good one Fred
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11-10-2005, 08:02 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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