You know you're middle aged when.....

You go out on a dinner date and spend all evening drooling over the food

You think that "trendy" youngsters need a hairbrush

You talk about "when I was young..."

You don't know how to send a text message

You find yourself turning into Victor Meldrew every time the news is on

ooh you have hit the nail right on the head there

Too true, I said yes to every one of them lines.

Ian

That means we are middle aged