Melbourne Cup

Well the bad news is ......

I did not win the Melbourne Cup horse race today.
So no cleaners for Dogwebbers .

If you have heard, the weather turned real nasty at about the 4th race, So I was concidering riding with some clothes on.

But as you all know, because I was sponsered by Dogweb, I had to ride naked

When I was walking towards the starting line, the stewards asked me where my clothes were, I answered oh its ok, I have to do this for Dogweb.
So after a few heated words, I was locked up.
But as soon as I mentioned azz and everyone else on Dogweb,
They said oh why didn't you say so, off you go and good luck.
But the race was already over.
The trainer found another rider for the horse.
And he won all the money.
But there is always next year.
Oh well..

Oh and azz, the fine was just over $5,000, so I gave them your address.
You want want to start a collection...

Take Care


Ashley...

Oh dear ash, never mind, theres always next time!!

Ill come and watch !

Where's the photo's then Ash

yeah!! come on! piccies please!

Awww Ash, as Gems says, there's always next year!

Dont worry Ash we'll sue them for loss of earnings!!

So long as he didn't lose anything else

theres always next year Ash