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chelsea
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12-02-2008, 10:50 AM

Funny joke

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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12-02-2008, 10:56 AM
Brilliant Jean that's cheered me up and put a smile on my face thanks xx
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12-02-2008, 11:55 AM
Nice one Thanks Jean
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12-02-2008, 12:42 PM
Brilliant...
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