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17-11-2007, 10:02 PM
grandmas boyfriend
>> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
> toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
> "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went
to
> heaven?"
>
> Grandma replied, "Honey , my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom
> and
> watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the
> comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
> adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
> started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door
> and
> there stood Grandma's Priest. The priest said, "Hello son, is
your
> Grandma home? "
>
> The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> boyfriend."
>
>
>
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