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Location: Norf Eest
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Bear just nearly annihilated me
Took Bear for a walk this evening with my sister and her b/f and we were being daft on the field, doing handstands and cartwheels e.t.c.
We had Bear on the lead at first as there was a couple up the other end of the field with a staffie and he's a bit full on, but they left so we let him off as he seemed to be taking no notice of our gymnatics.
Then I went to do a handstand and I saw him out of the corner of my eye start charging towards me, full pelt, tounge lolling, but it was too late and i'd already made the lunge, so I had to go up on my hands and I thought he was going to charge into me, whilst upside down,
as he was coming like a steam roller, but I managed to get my feet back to earth a fraction of a second before he plowed into me.
My sister and her b/f were killing themselves laughing, as first thing I shouted was, "ARGHHHHH, STOP BEAR, HE'S GOING TO ANNIHILATE MEEEEEEE!". Bear was clueless as ever.
I need to grow up really.