Good morning peeps!

Morning all,

Off out again today – this time to Orpington, so not too far – with Jackie.

It’s currently dry and has the look of brightening up so hopefully, I won’t get as wet as I did yesterday.

After that, much snoozing on the sofa, as the dogs are refusing to give me a lie-in. Mya knows there’s chicken to be dished up, so woofs at me from 6am onwards - bless

Have a great Saturday, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Morning!!

Off up to the Lakes today - I've got a cookery course to take! I'm very excited about it - I'm doing a basic butchery/meat course

OH is in charge of the woofs all day, so that should be fun - expecting lots of texts along the lines of "what should I do if...."

Have a good day everyone!

Morning Shelley - have fun, hon x

morning vicki
morning all
the sun is already shining here if i didnt know better i'd say summer was here. the dogs keep asking me whats that big yellow thing in the sky

Morning Vicki and all,
I've just got back from giving the dogs a quick run and game over the field, now Milo is sitting here begging for his breakfast, he can't work out why we have to wait for Shady to fully get over her game of frisbee this morning
Have a lovely day out Vicki, I'm just busy with mundane things and dog walking.
Enjoy your day everyone.

Morning Vicki, morning all. Dry but overcast again here today. Off out with Cassie shortly then I think I'll head into Middlesbrough for a mooch around the shops. Have a good Saturday everyone.

morning all
not a lot on the agenda down here today. the police have finally got fingers out of a**** and caught the little cherubs that have been bullying daniel in the streets and causing damage to one of our cars. finally a result.

going to have a easy day as been diagnosed with possible gallstones as been in constant pain for a while and feeling sick all the time.

have a good one all

sue

Morning Hun, sounds like a great day out, hope you enjoy it.

Morning All xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Morning Shane xxxxxxxxxxx

Morning all

Work today, but after work start training again. Going to jog/run/stagger round our walk tonight.

morning vicki morning every one
bit dull here , hope it cheers up . love the gem did have a good laugh xx