Meaty Bites Diet

this was sent to me, I don't know if you have big w over there its like coles, woolworths, k mart
it just taking the mickey out of someone who ask the a rather silly question





I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it
was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my **** and a car
hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing
so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bit ch...why else would I buy dog food??

That's a good one!
Becky

thanks Becky, I liked it, it appeals to my warped humour

Same here and I have done something similar, coincidentally with a packet of meaty bites lol!
Becky

Brilliant Karen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,xxxxxxdk

Ok Becky, you have got to tell the story

Hi DK,
thanks