For Ashley . A 'sequel' to Ash's poem :-)

Ashley is an Aussie from the land of kangaroos,
He likes to visit Dogweb to read the latest news,
He comes when we're all fast asleep both men and dogs in bed,
And creeps around on hairy legs to see what we've all said.

He'd like to know if Staffy girl got her computer mended,
and Jackies birds are they alright so carefully there tended,
and is it true what some folks wink Libbs has a secret lover?
he peeks into the chat room but there is no sign of her......

He looks in Roxy's cupboard but she's no longer there,
just Norman having forty winks on Bellaluna's chair.
There's a note that Clarance changed her name and wants to be called 'Lel'
he wonders 'is the woman's mad' and mutter what the hell!

One post says Wolfies gone away and Emma's sold her litter,
little Kates gone back to school and Gems..well poor girl she's no better.
A post says Snorrie's island home is lashed by heavy rain,
he thinks well poor old b****r to live there he's insane!!

Ash reads the post that's written down and left by lady 'C'
and finds that she's had Willis 'done'and thinks that could be me.
And with that thought he heads for home ..but wait a note for Azz..
Just keep an eye on that lot mate and say 'gooday' to Kazz.

There all as mad as loonies and should be locked away,
still I'll be back tomorrow to see what they all say.
Now back again in Aussie land Ash turns off his PC,
and settles down to dream a while and drink his cup of tea

Hey thas cool MinI!!!
You two are clever cloggs rnt ya!

*waits for Ashs' answerback poem*!

Wow Mini you're good.

And I got mentioned

Yiipppeeee

:smt042

thats really good, both of you are very clever

Brilliant Mini :smt023

Glad you like it, ops: I would have loved to get everyone in but had some poor souls were waiting for supper and not all names fit in so well. I thing Ash is going to write one with everone in Come on Ash..roll up your sleeves (and trouser legs :smt037 ) and get cracking.. :smt103 :smt103

Absolutely brilliant Mini

that is really cool mini

Briliant Mini!!!!