Cooking disaster...

And no i'm not using cooking as a replacement word for something else!!
I'm here alone (YAY!!) tonight..me dear mother was called away this morning and should be due back late tomorrow night-which is super! So i think hmmmn tea-what to cook? Spaghetti Bolognese, smashing! Nice piece of mince in the fridge freshly brought from the butchers this morning. So..am prepping up and as i carry the mince from the fridge to the part where i was going to chop it up (i wouldn't eat all of it of course), and it was only a small way as our kitchen is a hole in the wall, as i walk across Ralph is there and i trip over the oaf who refused to move-mince on floor-dogs eat it!
So dinner-down the pan, and am resorting to a poxy Birdseye garlic chicken chargrill thing-twenty mins in the oven, nice but not what i wanted!
Wonder why i have bleedin animals sometimes..

LOL May be the dog was trying to tell you something Atleast now you haven't cooked it, so you wont get food poisoning

Hmm..did you not feel like trying a vegetarian Spaghetti Bolognese??
See this is what happens when you look forward to things!!
Bet the dogs enjoyed their tea tonight tho!!