Men!

Just pinched this off a friend and had to share it with you.




‎15 Pieces of advice to be passed on to your Mum, Your Daughter, or Granddaughter, Nieces, Aunts and Girlfriends ...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man ... unless he is in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? ... You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon ... they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let you man's mind wander ... it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man ... You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same ... they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor ... a man who has missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men ... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something ... suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind ... but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man ... look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered the desert for 40 years ... even in Biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks you what sort of books you are interested in ... tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes ... it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly ... all men are created equal.

Brilliant!

couldnt agree more

Oi, your not getting away with that one!!!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

Dogs don’t cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to
a quick drink.

Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are
running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are
to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.

Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another
dog’s name.

Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that flatulence is funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

Dogs don’t shop.

Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things
on the floor.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog’s parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than
asking for directions.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the
Blowfish album.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching
adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice
to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Dogs don’t worry about germs.

Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog
you ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as
opposed to in your wallet, desk and the
back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger
dinner than a lobster one.

You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready
to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot rubs.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

Dogs can’t talk.

Dogs aren’t catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

ooo battle of the sexes going on here (the women win btw )

they always do!!!!!!

wow, a sensible man

maybe....I married Ms Wright....her first name is Always