IMPORTANT: FAO all dogs!

I feel there is a massive error in doggy-human communication that MUST be put right...

When your human takes you out for the day somewhere lovely and countrysidish with lots to sniff and run around, the proper way to thank said human is to wag your tail and give lots of loving licks...
NOT find the smelliest dead thing you possibley can manage and roll in it untill they have no hope of making you smell normal again.
Although your humans may seem pleased with you, trust me, the shouting and dancing about is NOT joyful, and having all the windows open in the car on the way home is NOT a reward for you so you can stick your head out, it is just so they dont suffocate!
Then when you do get home your human is NOT trying to drown you out of spite, they are mearly trying with desperation to get the smell off you!!

So in future dogs, please THINK before you roll in that fox wee, cow poo, dead bird or rotting fish... you might find the smell attractive but humans do NOT!!!!

Love it

I don't know if I dare ask, 'good walk was it?' (runs and hides)

didnt your dog come home smelling of roses then?

*ducks for cover*

If you ever manage to make your pooches understand this important message - could you please send them around here to pass on the message tomine Pleeeeeeaaasssseeeee

Brill!

Ur allowed to swim with them not get down n dirty wiv em

Or should that be ..youl be swimming with them if u roll in them again !!

Poor woo!!

love it, nice peaceful walk was it?! =p
ATD x

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