doggy jokes

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A Great Dane out!


Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What's the difference between dogs and fleas?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.



"I've lost my dog!"
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
"Don't be silly, he can't read!

What's the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.



Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!

What do you get if you cross a beetle with an australian dog?
Dingo Starr.




How does a dog make friends?
He wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no one else will wag them for them.



What goes "woof, woof, tick, tick?"
A watchdog.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
A computer with lots of bites.

The dog making friends one made me go into histerics(sp)

the doggy jokes ones are courtesy of my daughter rebecca . ill let her know you liked it thanks