Careful where you step

Careful where you step
St. Peter welcomes three men to heaven and imparts some friendly advice.

"You will notice we have a lot of ducks in heaven. The Almighty LOVES ducks. So don't step on a duck. The penalty for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with an unattractive woman. Not your run of the mill unattractive, we're talking downright homley. So whatever you do DON'T step on any ducks."

All three man immediately promise to be careful.
Not 3 minutes later the first man steps on a duck.

"Quack!"

St. Peter materializes with the homliest woman they have ever seen, whips out a pair of handcuffs and before the man can blink, Slap bound for eternity. Apalled, the two remaining men vow to be much more careful than that unfortunate soul. Things go smothly for about a week then. The second man steps on a duck.

"Quack!"

Once again St. Peter materializes with another unattractive woman, whipps out another pair of cuffs and BAM, bound for eternity. The third man vows to be extra careful not to step on any ducks. Three weeks pass and the third man hears.

"Quack!"

Quick as a flash St. Peter apears before him with a stunningly beautiful woman, whipps out a pair of handcuffs and Bam, bound for life.

The man turns to the woman and says.
"What the heck just happened?"
And she says.
" I don't know about you but I just stepped on a duck."

:smt003

LOL LOL