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01-09-2007, 02:15 AM

Norty nun joke

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....
Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $500 in the
cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $500 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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01-09-2007, 09:36 AM
Reminds be of one I heard a few years ago.

The mother superior says to the girls at a catholic finishing school "right girls time for sleep, so candles out".


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01-09-2007, 09:55 AM
Brilliant! Love em both.
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01-09-2007, 11:17 AM
Originally Posted by Stormey View Post
Reminds be of one I heard a few years ago.

The mother superior says to the girls at a catholic finishing school "right girls time for sleep, so candles out".


Sluuuurrrppppp POP
took me couple seconds followed by a very loud ewwwwwww!
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01-09-2007, 07:30 PM
Originally Posted by Krusewalker View Post
took me couple seconds followed by a very loud ewwwwwww!
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01-09-2007, 07:38 PM
Originally Posted by Stormey View Post
Reminds be of one I heard a few years ago.

The mother superior says to the girls at a catholic finishing school "right girls time for sleep, so candles out".


Sluuuurrrppppp POP
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01-09-2007, 07:40 PM
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